Pictured, clockwise from 12:00: Neumann U87a, AKG C414, Sterling Audio ST44 Tube (2), Rode NT5 (2), Peavey M1, Audix D1, Audix D6, AKG C1000S, Shure SM57 (5),

MXL V57M, CAD GXL1200, AKG D100E, Shure SM58 (2), CAD GXL1200(2), Peavey CD-20, Fisher-Price, Inflatable (adds “air”)

Not pictured: Neumann KM184 (pair), Peluso P12 (Tube), AKG SolidTube, Audix D3, Electro-Voice N/D468, Global Audio (CAD) M37 LDC, more 57s and 58s